homosexual interspecies gorilla pimping
Any article with the quote "homosexual interspecies gorilla pimping" must be good. It's about sexual harassment involving researchers and their gorilla. The article asks if jury selection would involve "asking veniremen how they feel about gorillas? How they feel about chimps? How they feel about Eminem?"
If you read the article, it will be well worth your time.
posted by Sam @ 8:41 AM
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I'm concerned that you were so inexorably drawn to read about homosexual interspecies gorilla pimping. Are you considering a career change?
"Is there any way to keep the word "titillation" out of the trial?"
hilarious.
though it sounds much like straight up sexual harassment when your boss tells you to show your breasts, regardless of whether or not there's a gorilla involved! kinky.
which leads me to the question: were there beads involved? because i would have refused, too, if there weren't beads. i'm always up for whoring myself out for cheap plastic beads. ;)
as an anthropology major, koko came up a few times. but i don't recall ever hearing that she's a lesbian.
Steve: I don't see why you'd think I'm considering a career change. If anyone whores themselves out for the sake of semi-literate animals, it's lawyers.
RHM: Not only weren't there beads, but I'm pretty sure Koko was sober. I can't think of many occasions when that request was made without alcohol.
actually, i'd really like to know what "show me your tits" in gorilla sign language looks like! i wonder if this dr. patterson might be a little, uh, into chicks herself.
are you implying Eminem is a gorilla? a chimp? you better not, because primates clearly have opposable thumbs. Eminem does not.
Whatever kind of mammal (or is he an amphibian of some sort?) he is, I’d like to compare his SAT verbal score with Koko. She probably uses better grammar and doesn’t confuse the signs of “ask” and “ax”.
Apropos, did you know that Word lets you spell it “ax” or “axe”? “Ax” can mean a cutting instrument or slang for eliminating something whereas “axe” can only be used for the former. There’s some useful information.
As a fellow useless knowledge junkie, I can affirm that it's quite difficult to switch off that part of your nerve center, but I will ax you once again to ease up, because we don't waint to here about it
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