stupid cats

Yesterday Lauren forgot to buy more toilet paper from the store, so we only have less than one roll left (before people call me a chauvinist for making my wife buy the groceries, she does work in a grocery store, I think its only fair that she do it). I get up this morning, and notice that I forgot to close the door to the bathroom last night. When I go inside, what do I find? Little Shelby with her claws stuck in the empty cardboard tube after she had spun the roll until all of the paper was in a neat pile next to the toilet. I spanked Shelby (I doubt she knew why) and flushed the paper down the toilet. Now I’m left with two problems: (1) I have no paper, and (2) I have a clogged commode because some idiot decided to flush an entire roll of toilet paper. I doubt this will turn out to be a very good day.

I realize that posts about toilet paper in general are frowned upon and that this particular post was fairly boring, but I haven’t posted anything for a while. What do you expect from a blog named after a Federal Rule of Civil Procedure? Comedy? Action? No, you expect the same boredom you remember from Civ Pro.