Interesting Night
The wife and I are at Chili’s last night when I scurry off to the privy. I walk up to the urinal and, as I’m stopping, my right foot hits a wet spot and loses contact with the ground. Thankfully, I managed to plant the other foot and catch myself against the wall. I can’t imagine how bad it would have been to fall: you can normally assume that wet spots in restaurants are caused by spilled drinks, but a puddle directly underneath a urinal is, to say the least, not something I’d like to land in.
When the wife and I leave, we see the most interesting car I’ve seen in a while. It is a mid 1970’s model Cadillac with shiny metallic gold paint and spinner rims around ridiculously small tires. As much as I would love to roll with some wheels like those my car, I live about a mile from the place on I 45 where some guy was shot twice in the head for his rims.
Once we got home, I finally crawled out from under the rock and downloaded Firefox. About the only thing I like about Firefox more than Explorer is that Firefox lets me save my log in info for the grade checker website (Explorer would let me save the username and password, but I had to type in my SSN and PIN). This isn't particularly useful, however, as I normally open up the window as soon as I get out of bed and just continually refresh it. Regardless of the relative merits of the browers (before you castigate me p-man, I know it has security features blah blah blah), but I now get to join the pretentious ranks of Firefox users who mock IE people constantly.
When the wife and I leave, we see the most interesting car I’ve seen in a while. It is a mid 1970’s model Cadillac with shiny metallic gold paint and spinner rims around ridiculously small tires. As much as I would love to roll with some wheels like those my car, I live about a mile from the place on I 45 where some guy was shot twice in the head for his rims.
Once we got home, I finally crawled out from under the rock and downloaded Firefox. About the only thing I like about Firefox more than Explorer is that Firefox lets me save my log in info for the grade checker website (Explorer would let me save the username and password, but I had to type in my SSN and PIN). This isn't particularly useful, however, as I normally open up the window as soon as I get out of bed and just continually refresh it. Regardless of the relative merits of the browers (before you castigate me p-man, I know it has security features blah blah blah), but I now get to join the pretentious ranks of Firefox users who mock IE people constantly.
posted by Sam @ 12:17 PM
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2 Comments:
Security? Well, that's good, but I think you are completely missing the point. The two most wonderful things about Firefox (and actually, they are kind of the same thing if you think about it) are that it works and IT ISN'T MICROSOFT!!!!
mazel tov. you can now join the ranks of those like me and BigDumbassIdiot who occasionally posts here in castigating and condescending to those in the ice age who still use IE for some unknown reason. that might have been a run-on sentence.
my favorite thing about FF is the tabs. my least favorite thing is the "Go" menu. it serves no purpose. the back button does basically the same thing if you click on the down arrow.
so are any other grades in?
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