I guess I don’t hate all people

Before I get too deeply involved in cramming for finals (by cramming, I mean finally reading the assignments for the days I skipped), I’d like to give a sincere 12(e) thank you and slow-clap to § b’s Michael LaMendola and Sara Sundrla. These fine individuals gave me their copious notes for all my classes to make up for my equally copious number of absences. There are no finer people at the venerable Stickle than these two. Huzzah!

Just like last year, feel free to ask me any questions about our classes. Unlike last year, I won’t actually know the answer, but you’ll at least get to make fun of how upset I get when I can’t figure it out.