4/19/2005

Problem with the brief

For our appellate brief, one issue was whether the employer responded in a timely manner to a complaint. The complaint came on March 30, the response on May 2. I figured less than a week wasn’t too bad, so mentioned the short turn around time. When I started reading my opponent’s brief, he cited some precedent and, though all of the circuit courts may not have adopted the rule yet, apparently there’s a fairly new legal concept that could hurt me: April. I missed the whole friggin’ month. This isn’t the first time I’ve done this; I found a case from March 30, 2005 which I though was two weeks old. It turns out it was closer to six. It’s amazing how much one learns in law school: from the dormant commerce clause to the intricacies and curios of the Gregorian calendar.


Consecutive days without a poisoning: 3

7 Comments:

At 11:32 PM, April 19, 2005, Blogger Dru Stevenson said...

Don't worry, Sam, it is a portent of your future as a tax lawyer. First your Aprils will disappear, then your March and February as well...you might as well get used to the idea that they don't really exist for you. :-)

 
At 12:34 PM, April 20, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

T.S. Eliot wrote "April is the cruelest month" -- You're proving him right.

 
At 6:13 PM, April 20, 2005, Blogger Sam said...

I didn't think about the tax implications of this; if I can't remember April, I'm going to miss all of my filing deadlines and really get my money's worth out of that malpractice insurance.

 
At 3:00 PM, April 21, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update: I talked to Coleman about the mistake, and he told me that someone else has already told him that he made the same mistake. At least I'm tied for the biggest idiot in the class.

He also gave the "April is the cruelest month" quote.

 
At 9:52 PM, April 21, 2005, Blogger particleman said...

i find this phenomenally amusing for some reason. here we are in april, the paper is due in april, you're writing it in april, and april doesn't exist. that's what i call some slick lawyering.

 
At 7:49 AM, April 22, 2005, Blogger Sam said...

I didn't even think it was April now; I had to look at the date on my phone when I read that. I honestly though it was May (or possibly March).

I'm just glad Prof. Stevenson can't retroactively lower my grade now that he knows what a moron I am.

 
At 8:37 AM, April 22, 2005, Blogger particleman said...

i think you're safe. April's nothing but a magic word anyway...

 

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