2/08/2005

possibly the worst movie ever

The Mask 2: Son of the Mask, a movie about a young father whose wife goes away, leaving him alone with his baby and dog. He somehow find the mask (the same Jim Carey found in the first abomination of a movie) and it magically turns his dog and baby into poorly animated CG cartoons. It’s like Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, but this is even crappier. This movie has a legitimate chance of beating out such terrifyingly bad movies as Blade, Dude Where’s My Car? and Godzilla and the Terror of Mecha-Godzilla.

Though I’ll never see it, the trailer looks worse than Property class.

4 Comments:

At 2:03 PM, February 08, 2005, Blogger Steve said...

I miss the halcyon days of bad movies: 1986-87, when we had such classics as Howard the Duck, Ishtar, and Some Kind of Wonderful, which was supposed to be a poignant look at class structure in high school but was paced much like Contracts I was. I feel old now, thanks a lot Sam.

 
At 4:07 PM, February 08, 2005, Blogger Sam said...

Are you insane? Howard the Duck was a cinematic masterpiece!

 
At 5:19 PM, February 08, 2005, Blogger Steve said...

Well, at least it didn't have Meg (I'm one-dimensional, but cute, so watch me!) Ryan in it. Come to think of it, one of my most-despised films is Meg Ryan's Prelude to a Kiss... shudder

 
At 6:46 PM, February 14, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Howard the Duck sheer brilliance, I mean it is a Duck and it talks, what more could you want from a movie.

Not to mention the fact Dude Where's My Car is utterly genius. Nothing I like better than an utterly terrible movie during which I cannot stop laughing.

ML

 

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