Legal Woes

The other day I was given a ticket in Humble (the white trash version of Pasadena). I told the cop that I lived in Pasadena (contrary to my DL) and he gave me a ticket for failure to get my address changed. I have to plead not guilty and convince a judge that my residence is my permanent address, not my Pasadena address.

I found some case law on point, and I doubt much would annoy a municipal judge more than citing cases. Actually, I think I have something that will annoy him even more: I made a self incriminating statement prior to any reading of Miranda rights, so I'm planning on moving to have the statement to the cop quashed. If it works, there's nothing that the prosecutor could use to meet their burden; if it doesn't work (which I'm certain it won't), I'll still get to cite cases and find other ways to make a fool of myself.